The Libertine in Bed

Ooh…Sex on a stick
December 11, 2007, 3:49 pm
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You know those meat on sticks like kebabs, are often considered to be a quick fix for a growling tummy. Same goes for sex on sticks. A quickie that doesn’t need much effort or energy, just enough to keep you sane until the next serving.

At the moment I’ve been getting those stick things, just because I’m a bit horny but a bit too tired to put in too much effort. Thankfully the maker of such sticks seems generous with the idea, if not this Libertine would have just remain placid in bed.

I guess not all sex has to be a full blown seduction with hours or banging, humping and grinding. Sometimes a quickie does the job too. Earlier I was thinking that, perhaps Guy won’t be too happy about it (it’s been going on for about a month) but he seems like a happy bunny.

Really, I want a full course dinner but sometimes the real catches up and you feel like a bag of lumpy mash potatoes, so unsexy. Anyway mash potatoes is comfort food.


A blogger’s block
December 5, 2007, 11:06 am
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I haven’t been a good blogger. There are plenty of things I want to share and blog about but just don’t feel like it. A blogger’s block? I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts.


In case you are wondering…
November 16, 2007, 6:13 pm
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what is a sex blogger doing talking about politics. Well…this isn’t about politics, that I’ll leave it to uber bloggers. This is about being a Malaysian and where my country is going, so smutty talk will have to take a backseat for awhile.

I feel that the traditional media is being suppressed and the only chance that we got is on the Net where portals, forums and blogs play a great part. Hopefully, I can add to the number of supporters by blogging and providing as much info as possible.

Self control
November 15, 2007, 12:06 pm
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At work now but bored as hell despite the ever-increasing workload. I think of late, I’m being entirely reckless in everything, work, life, la di das and today is no different. I.WANT.TO.WANK.IN.THE.TOILET.

Shit…I must resist and desist this temptation as I need to finish those damned articles. Argh! Fuck!

Ok…back to work now.

p/s: to the minuscule number of readers reading this, drop a comment or suggestions ya. Would love to hear from you guys.

Really now, back to work.

British lads
November 14, 2007, 10:18 pm
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Do you find the British accent inviting? I don’t know about the rest of you but I find the accent devastatingly seductive. One of my wishes is to visit Britain and fuck a hoard of fine British lads, having them charmed me with their fine tongue.

I looked at the suave and charming Hugh Grant and I wished to be the prostitute he picked up years ago. Sigh. He is the epitome of a cool, sexy British man that makes my panties wet, despite his movies are shite.

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Next up is Colin Firth, he was the perfect Mr Darcy for me. Not traditionally handsome but still swoon-worthy. I would love to offer my butt to you, call me sometime honey. Not really into Gavin Rossdale’s music but don’t you think he is darn sexy.

But friends who are there told me that most British men aren’t like that. Apparently most of them are drunk fucktards. Oh well…

I just they are represented by Prince Charles and David Beckham. Just by listening to them or just looking at them is a cure for turn-ons, way more effective than a cold shower.

I wonder where can I find strapping lads here in Malaysia, no fucktards please.

Tearing my hair out
November 11, 2007, 8:37 pm
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As you might noticed I have not updated for a week. I guess it is the lack of sex, hence demotivation and also work has been crazy. I write for a living so after a long day punching the keyboard, I could no longer be arsed to blog. Tee hee.

Besides both Guy and I are not having great sex that I can entice you. But this weekend proved to be a good rest so sex should be on the cards. Sooner than later I hope, for both our sakes.

October 22, 2007, 4:48 pm
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Weekends are often reserved for play in bed, and after wanking in the toilet (previous post), I was suffiently gagged for some action. Friday night I was going out of my filthy mind because Guy was ignoring the smoke signs I have been sending or perhaps he got it, I’m not sure. We had some mutual friends over and they overstayed their welcome, in my opinion, simply because I wanted to be fucked…badly.

It would not be nice to leave them to fend for themselves while we were upstairs screwing, so being polite hosts we hung out until 5am. By then I was about to drop dead after cleaning up the mess and he had to work the next day, hence NO sex.

Saturday I was left alone and entertained myself with some DVDs I bought a long time ago but never got around watching. Zodiac was cool, Jake Gyllenhaal can hump me anytime, baby. I found him so smothering and sad in Brokeback Mountain.


Also watched Take The Lead which was OK but I must admit those dance moves are damn sexy, especially the tango. For a fleeting second I wished I could move like them.


Imagine the seduction that could happen. Pan’s Labyrinth was the best of the three and I was so taken by the haunting lullaby.

Then I pottered around the house, cleaning up and took a nap on the couch.

I was awakened by a peck on my shoulder and was greeted with a megawatt smile. My back was arched bringing my breasts in contact with his face. He swept my off the couch and headed to the bathroom. Someone once said that good things come to those who wait. I got my wish. *wink*